Scorn for those both richer and poorer than you — a handy guide
|Low income||Working class scum||Fucking chavs and schemies|
|Median income||The middle class||Just us regular folks|
|High income||Upper class snobs||Middle class wankers|
For perspective: the median household (not individual) income in the UK is £24,700. (Although in Scotland it's only £21,900).