Forces that a true Theory of Everything would have to explain

[spudtater]

• Felinocentric force: the force that slowly pulls a cat towards the exact centre of a bed or sofa.


• Spherocavateal repulsion: why the f***cking ball won't go in the f***cking hole.


• Mammariandroptic force: the force responsible for men staring at women's breasts.

Oh, and my mother asked what the force was that kept me at the computer all day. I replied "that would be the electro-geek".   8^)