- MacSween's makes an unquestionably superior haggis to Halls
- Good haggis requires no condiments.
- If your haggis commits seppuku, you can dispense with the whole Address to a Haggis nonsense
- In fact, it turns out nobody really cares if you don't recite any Burns at your Burns Supper.
- Although certain people will threaten to recite McGonagall instead.
- Or, in fact, that your Burns Supper doesn't actually fall on Burns Night.
- However, kilts are apparently mandatory.
- In fact, it turns out nobody really cares if you don't recite any Burns at your Burns Supper.
- Haggis, neeps and tatties is really easy to make for large amounts of people.
- Especially if served buffet-style.
- Nutmeg goes well in tatties.
- Ginger goes well in neeps.
- All malt whisky is good whisky.
- Except if it has lemonade in it.
- I am married to a philistine.
- Except if it has lemonade in it.
- The tactic of inviting people round to decrease your whisky collection fails if you go out beforehand and purchase another two bottles of whisky.
- However, it does allow for repeated whisky tastings in future.
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