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*Hippy music*
"The Oracle sees all, the Oracle knows all. The Shared Memory Realm holds all your answers, and only the Oracle has the key to that realm. Today the Oracle will choose just one lucky one amongst you and answer whatever question you may have for him. Come now, the Oracle awai..."
"Wait, what?"
ORA-01034: ORACLE not available
ORA-27101: shared memory realm does not exist
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"The Oracle sees all, the Oracle knows all. The Shared Memory Realm holds all your answers, and only the Oracle has the key to that realm. Today the Oracle will choose just one lucky one amongst you and answer whatever question you may have for him. Come now, the Oracle awai..."
"Wait, what?"
ORA-01034: ORACLE not available
ORA-27101: shared memory realm does not exist
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"