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[spudtater]

1. Have you brushed your teeth?
2. Really?
3. You haven't just sloshed some toothpaste round your mouth to make it smell minty?
4. And when's the last time you had a shower?
5. Did you remember to wash behind your ears, and the back of your neck?
6. ...and shampoo your hair as well?
7. What is that on your shirt?
8. Have you been playing in the dirt again?
9. Do you think washing-up powder grows on trees?
10. Did you at least wipe your shoes before you came indoors?
11. Have you eaten all your vegetables?
12. Do you think I'm going to let you have dessert when you haven't finished your main course?
13. Did you spend all your pocket money on junk food again?
14. Have you done your homework yet?
15. What do you think's more important: your homework, or that video game?
16. Have you cleaned your room?
17. Is everything put away nicely, or is it just stuffed into the cupboard?
18. Do you really think I'll fall for that?
19. How many times have I asked you to make your bed?
20. Do you think I'm going to be there to nag you to keep tidy even when you're all grown up?

Now be a dear and post this in your journal to make sure that all your friends are behaving.