...and now some memes.

[spudtater]

The Personality Defect test

Robot You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Class Clown. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 92% on Rationality You scored higher than 0% on Extroversion You scored higher than 0% on Brutality You scored higher than 5% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid

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The Intellectual Snob test

The Snob! You are 79% intellectual snob.

Congratulations, you're a bonafide snob. You probably know your James Joyce, your Salmon Rushdie, and you've seen "Rashomon." You are the meat and pototoes of the black-wearing, novel-toating, library-frequenting intellectual crowd. The UP side! Membership to any group feels pretty good...even those whose members all claim to be independant. It's fairly easy to spot your own; just crack open that well worn copy of Catcher in the Rye in front of some little greasy spoon and you've identified yourself as a member of the elite. The DOWN side Intellectuals, just like high school preps, are constantly jockeying for position, and you're probably not at the top of the ladder. Y'know that one friend you have that you're constantly trying to impress? That's the alpha. Without some serious studying, he/she will forever look down on you as just slightly better than the slobbering illiterate masses you so dispise.

How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 93% on snobbins

Link: The Intellectual Snob Test written by chickeneffect on OkCupid Free Online Dating

"Toating? Independant? Dispise? Snobbins?" Honestly, what an imbecile! And his HTML was terrible, too.

Comments

This isn't worth its own Livejournal entry:

[spudtater.livejournal.com]

I am in a computer lab. There is a man behind me asleep. Lying across two chairs.

Students...

[gominokouhai]

> "Toating? Independant? Dispise? Snobbins?" Honestly, what an imbecile! And his HTML was terrible, too.

Not to mention ``Salmon Rushdie''. Clearly not the author of The Ground Beneath Her Feet.

[spudtater.livejournal.com]

"Salmon Rushdie" should be a recipe. I must invent it.   8^)