Nutters! Part 647 of 578,230,480,790,81...

[spudtater]

I was doing a Google search on "Edonian" when I stumbled across this article:

THE HOLY GRAIL IS A DRAGON BLOODLINE http://www.tribwatch.com/holygrail.htm

Guidance for wannabe conspiracy nuts: start off with assumptions that would make a classical scholar weep...

'Clearly, [the Statue of Liberty] has nothing to do with the Light of Christ, but was no doubt the Great Mother goddess, probably in the form of Artemis, for Artemis had at times been depicted holding a torch (and a couple of snakes in the other hand). Artemis was an Amazon-warrior goddess, and a symbol of the Hyperboreans, whom I trace to Gogi/Gorgon peoples on the north shore of the Black sea. She was heavily involved with Thrace, but also Taurus in the Azov region of the Cimmerians.'

Then bear in mind that linguistic similarity is proof positive of a traceable theme:

'Amazons were a type of peoples who honored their women as equal to, or superior than, men. It is well known that Amazons were in north Africa, but I found an amazing thing on one website: that African Amazons, known to historians as "Amazighen," were also called "Tamazighen" as the feminine version (of "Amazighen"). Add to this that the Babylonian version of "Tammuz" was "Damuzi," a term that looks like it may be rooted in "woman," for "dame" is evoked by "Damuzi."

My dictionary says that "dame" is from the Latin "domina," and this is interesting since "Sunday" (in Latin) is "Dominica," from "dominus" meaning "ruler/lord." Now the Latins didn't name Sunday the "Lord's Day" after Jesus, but after their lord, the Sun God, whom in their eyes had dominion" over all the earth.'

Throw in some rabid paranoia:

'What I'm trying to say is that the royal Stewarts were from Amazonian/Gorgon blood (not necessarily from the African branches), and they secretly knew it! Moreover, there have been, and still are, families of occult bent that likewise secretly know their ties to the Gorgon bloodlines, and they want to rule over us by force because they are conditioned by their elders to believe that their dragon bloodline has right to a supreme throne on earth.'

Mention David Icke for the win!

'David Icke says that Jesus was a fictional character, and for other reasons "caution" is the word when reading his wild claims, yet I wouldn't say it any different than he did when he wrote: "I have most strongly contended in my own books and talks that this claim about the bloodline of 'Jesus' is a diversion from the fact that the 'Holy Grail' or Merovingian bloodline is a key reptilian bloodline from which vast numbers of people in royal, political, economic, religious, and military power today, genetically descend.[...]"'

Go off on an equally mad tangent that completely contradicts your main theme:

'And this explains why both the American and French Revolutions were fashioned upon Democracy, for Democracy was, as is well known, founded in Athens by the Cecrops bloodline. Perhaps those prophecy writers who portray the Europe-based kingdom of the anti-Christ as a coming dictatorship need to re-assess their view and envisage a democratic vein running through their term, "dictatorship."'

When you don't know whodunnit, blame the Illuminati (secret society do exist:)

'I suspect that the genes of "sacred" bloodline members are being manipulated by Illuminati lunatics bent on creating creatures found in Greek myths that long ago were fundamental symbols of the dragon bloodline, such as Centaurs, Satyrs, and Dragons. Perhaps the Illuminatists have aspirations of releasing these breeds in coming decades, but to hide the fact that they are products of their gene-altering labs, some Illuminati agents are now attempting to convince the public that the creatures evolved naturally in caves right here on Earth.

De Vere said, "Later the Dragon Court was manifest in the 'Thirteen Covens of Mid-Lothian'..." Midlothian (of Scotland) is the region where we find Roslin Institute, a major player on the world stage for genetic engineering. Perhaps I've already mentioned this, but I'll say it again, that Dolly the sheep was cloned at Roslin Institute.'

Finally, bear in mind that any sane person who has got this far through your article is a threat to your theories. (They might ask for "proof" or pull other academic tricks). Make their heads asplode with an argument like this one:

'So if you tend to scratch your head trying to understand how "Goth" could possibly have modified to "Odin," it would be like so:

[G]Edoni/Getae > Goth > Jute > Ethio/Eoten > Woten/Odin.

Now the picture of Odin being married to Frigg is, I think at this point, a picture of the proto-Jutes from Thrace settling/intermarrying with proto-Angles from Phrygia.'

*Sound of head asploding*

'NEXT CHAPTER: My Calydonian Boar Hunt
My best shot at identifying the Calidonians of Scotland, as being from Peloponnesus, of the Aeolus bloodline.'

Haha! You're all from the pelopennese, too!
Nonetheless, no. I think I shall give that a miss.   8^)