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Half-size Zanussi white fridge with small freezer compartment. Fits under a standard-sized counter. Does not contain human body parts. All shelves included. Integrated egg holder — woo! Manual defrost; ice-pick not included. Must be picked up from Leith. Requires carrying down two flights of stairs.
Offered free, although I would not turn down offers of beer, potted meats, small postmodern scuptures made of blu-tack™ and bellybutton fluff, or performances of interpretive dance. You strange people you.
In the event of more than one person wanting the fridge, it will be given to the person who presents to me the best haiku on the topic of fridges (and other white goods).
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.
Offered free, although I would not turn down offers of beer, potted meats, small postmodern scuptures made of blu-tack™ and bellybutton fluff, or performances of interpretive dance. You strange people you.
In the event of more than one person wanting the fridge, it will be given to the person who presents to me the best haiku on the topic of fridges (and other white goods).
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.
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We don't need the fridge, but I couldn't resist a Most Extreme Hailu Challange.
Oh fridge, the one who towers
O'er all other white goods?
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The fridge reeketh much.
Perhaps it is this mouldy
Solitary cheese.
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Re: We don't need the fridge, but I couldn't resist a Most Extreme Hailu Challange.
And "Solitary Cheese" WBAENFARB
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refridgerator
rank winds waft through the kitchen
is that butter or milk
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I take it it is, as ever, in need of a clean-out, then... 8^P
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There's a story in there somewhere.
Secreted within this white
Refrigerator.
Human body parts
Definitively elsewhere.
Likewise, an ice-pick.
Un-found, the ice-pick.
No human body was found.
Unconcerned, I.
The Leith waters roll.
No human body was found -
Likewise, an ice-pick.
I, in any case,
Definitively elsewhere
Will prove to have been.
Misfortune dogs me -
Miles and miles of golden moss -
The body was found.
Will no-one aid me,
No-one relieve me of this
White Zanussi fridge?
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Re: There's a story in there somewhere.
No-one relieve me of this
White Zanussi fridge?
Please do it mocks us with it's hugeness and we can't move in the flat for it.
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Re: There's a story in there somewhere.
(Thermite. Fill it with thermite and light it on the beach. No more fridge! Also a large glowing hole in the beach.)