Noes!

[spudtater]

ASP is a dead language^[1], as dead as dead can be. It killed the ancient Egyptians^[2], and now it's killing me.

[1] Okay, well, framework, then.
[2] It killed Cleopatra^[3], anyway.
[3] Reputedly.

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[sigmonster.livejournal.com]

Ancient Sumerians died of too many ziggurats.