Half-size Zanussi white fridge with small freezer compartment. Fits under a standard-sized counter. Does not contain human body parts. All shelves included. Integrated egg holder — woo! Manual defrost; ice-pick not included. Must be picked up from Leith. Requires carrying down two flights of stairs.
Offered free, although I would not turn down offers of beer, potted meats, small postmodern scuptures made of blu-tack™ and bellybutton fluff, or performances of interpretive dance. You strange people you.
In the event of more than one person wanting the fridge, it will be given to the person who presents to me the best haiku on the topic of fridges (and other white goods).
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.
Offered free, although I would not turn down offers of beer, potted meats, small postmodern scuptures made of blu-tack™ and bellybutton fluff, or performances of interpretive dance. You strange people you.
In the event of more than one person wanting the fridge, it will be given to the person who presents to me the best haiku on the topic of fridges (and other white goods).
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled programming.
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