Egodamping, part 2

[spudtater]

What is it with kalorlo these days? She's turning into such a girly girl! Honestly, just look at some of her recent LJ entries: "I went shopping", "I like cheesecake", and most recently "I've been knitting". Soon she's going to start wearing pink and spending hours doing her makeup. And the other day I saw her eating, instead of her customary pizza, a salad! <catty>Mind you, with her hips...</catty>

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Hmmm... that deralte can be a little... strange at times, can't she? She gets altogether too excited about what are, when you come down to it, a bunch of bones and cast-off rubbish. And about the people who work with them... she so obviously has a crush on at least one of her lecturers. Hmmm... I bet that if you wanted her to notice you, all you'd have to do is show an unhealthy interest in a thrown-out chicken leg.

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Reading batswing's journal can be a frustrating experience, can't it? Honestly, for a librarian, her grasp of spelling is atrocious. How's she supposed to look things up in the catalogue if she thinks that 'wensleydale' is spelt 'wendslydale' or that 'implications' is spelt 'inplications'? Somebody fit her with a spellcheck, pronto! Oh, and she doesn't use enough question marks!

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Please don't kill me!   8^]
All done now! Btw, has anybody else noticed that almost all of the people who asked to be insulted were female? Honestly, what's that all about?

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[kalorlo.livejournal.com]

Hee!