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[spudtater]

• spudtater's existence is due to a medical experiment by batswing.
• batswing was contracted by the government to monitor luckylove's activities
• luckylove obsesses over brain_hurts to a quite frankly dangerous degree.
• brain_hurts consults nickys for all his/her fashion advice.
• nickys and feorag share the same taste in cheesy 70's disco.
• feorag and theauldhoose once got incredibly wasted and woke up in the street together. Naked.
• theauldhoose has a secret camera installed in xquiq's room.
• xquiq and nik_strychnine's relationship will never work; they're both "subs".
• nik_strychnine steals figg's underwear and wears it. It's just comfortable, apparently.
• figg used to beat up manticore7 at school. But now they're the best of friends.
• manticore7 is actually the alter-ego of anjylle; do you ever see them in the same place at the same time?
• anjylle prowls the streets at night dressed as Batman. original_aj is Robin.
• original_aj likes it when spacelem dresses up as a Japanese schoolgirl. With cat ears.
• spacelem's many phobias are the result of peerietrows's childhood practical jokes.
• peerietrows purchased kisin at a slave auction, though you won't hear them admit it
• kisin has a platonic relationship with scunthorpe. Purely platonic.
• scunthorpe once had sex with leila_child on a crowded bus.
• leila_child and nocturnal_life1 are twins, separated at birth.
• nocturnal_life1 meets shamenaught once a week in a dingy basement for violent BDS games.
• shamenaught met spudtater at the World Philately Convention in 1992

Aargh!

Comments

[nickys.livejournal.com]

> leila_child and nocturnal_life1 are twins, separated at birth.

I think someone once said that luckylove was leila_child's evil twin.



> # brain_hurts consults nickys for all his/her fashion advice.

... we both wear miniskirts and fishnets but I'm jealous that he has nicer legs than me... :-)

> # nickys and feorag share the same taste in cheesy 70's disco.

Actually, this may be true...