We've had odd weather here. It's been mild recently, and the crocii have sprung up... only to get blasted today by snow, hail, and then a near blizzard. Oddly alternated with periods of sun and calm, where yes, the birds are singing in the trees, but I think that if anybody understood bird-speak, they'd be able to translate it roughly as: "Omigod my balls are fucking frozen. I'm never going to be able to procreate again. AAAGH! SHIT! They're starting to defrost right this minute; please just fucking shoot me and spare me the pain." 8^S
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My mum would tell me to wash my mouth out with soap!
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My parents are pretty okay with swearing in general these days - my dad doesn't bat an eyelid. My mother only gets bothered if I do it in front of certain people (although if they're pole-up-the-arse types I think she secretly finds their reaction highly amusing). She really doesn't like the 'c word' though!
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It's hugely dependent on culture; she's a londoner, and so she's used to it being a highly offensive word to call a woman. I however am culturally northern, and so use it to describe men; i.e. a stronger form of 'twat'.
I think there's a generational difference as well.
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Heehee!
I remember my high-school english teacher explaining this one to us and making us blush. 8^)
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