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[spudtater]

In honour of St. BOOZE's day:

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 139 proof, with specific scores in beer (80), wine (50), and liquor (139).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 75% on proof You scored higher than 90% on beer index You scored higher than 87% on wine index You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

A little biased towards American beers, I thought, but then if I did live in America perhaps I would stick to hard liquor!
(Which I seem to know better than I thought I did. Hmm....)

Comments

[sigmonster.livejournal.com]

Yes, well. I don't know cocktails at all [1], and I pulled 146 proof...

[1} I Don't Do Cocktails, Except For The Ones I Do.

[spudtater.livejournal.com]

I think it's a maximum score; did you score ridiculously highly on beer or wine?

[sigmonster.livejournal.com]

I retook it to find out, and got 155. Beer 80, wine 166, liquor 113.

I can't help feeling like there should be actual content here, so:

Margarita.
1 part fresh lime juice, one part tequila, one part the orange liqueur of your choice. Blitz together and pour over crushed ice. Serve immediately, without salt.
You can up the lime juice to make it a less... intimidating... affair. It's better if the limes have just been picked. And, really, no damn salt on the glasses.

God, I miss California sometimes.

[spudtater.livejournal.com]

Pah! Salt makes it good!

Without salt, it would need to be, like, good tequila or something.

[sigmonster.livejournal.com]

There are many who agree with you. These people have a perfect right to be wrong.