I have a theory that it involves sunlight, skin, and vitamin D.
If I get too bad, somebody had better give me a good slapping around.
P.S. Any thoughts on OpenID, anybody?
Here's a short story I wrote during the summer. I originally wrote it for mistersleepless's site, but he didn't run it (he had a load of submissions; maybe he just overlooked mine or something...) 8^P 8^)
I've rewritten it a touch now that I don't have to stick to under 200 words. It's still blink-and-you've-missed-it short, though. Hopefully just enough to get you thinking.
( The Grandfather Paradox )I have now got a genetic algorithm working on my grammer-learner. It's got through about ten generations of rules so far. Training it is dull work for one person; I hope to learn how to do web interfaces and get a whole bunch of people working on it eventually...
But anyway, look at some of the silliness it's come up with by now:
I'm going to start using 'donkey wanker' as an insult. 8^)
I am teaching my computer to learn rules of grammer automagically. Right now it just generates grammer rules randomly, leading to sentences made up of meaningless strings of words. But that's funny in its own way. And anyway, it already makes as much sense as I usually do.
For my initial bag of words I'm using a bunch of Weebl & Bob themed words. Observe:
I was thinking about Conway's Game of Life (look it up! now!) once again, thinking about patterns that generate infinite sequences of pattern, when I wondered: "is there a Conway pattern that will generate everything possible in the Conway universe? I thought of the Turing-completeness of the game of life, and the answer struck me.
( The proof: yes there is! )This is mind-blowing! If the universe follows a finite and deterministic set of laws like the Game of Life does, and is Turing complete, then it is possible, but not neccessary that every possible finite structure will be created, every possible thought will occur to somebody, every possible book will be written, every possible LJ post posted, that Alex will exist in infinitely many variations infinitely many times. It all depends on the initial configuration. Does God exist? Was this his plan? Is this the true translation of "let there be light"? Or is he nonexistent? Or incompetent?
Under current models of the universe, it is unlikely that this is the case. For the universe to be Turing complete, it would seem to require infinite amounts of energy, matter and time, which doesn't appear to be true. Mind you, perhaps we could somehow create things smaller and smaller; entire worlds the size of the head of a pin, which would create smaller worlds, ad infinitum (N.B. each world would also have to operate at twice the speed of the last). Then it would be possible and we can rejoice in the prospect of infinite variety in all things. Or despair. 8^)